Corny Cat Jokes
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Cats Only
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Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Tip of the whiskers to Reader's Digest for this joke.
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Bowling Cat
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Q: What do you call a cat who bowls?
A: An alley cat!
Tip of the whiskers to Boys' Life for this joke.
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Looking Fancy
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Q: Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?
A: She was feline fine!
Tip of the whiskers to Best Life for this joke.
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Dog Show Shenanigans
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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A Cat-Has-Trophy!
Tip of the whiskers to Jokes 4 Us for this joke.
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Gone Fishin'
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Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?
A: No. How did she hold the rod and reel?
Tip of the whiskers to Chartcons for this joke.
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Daily Routine
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Q: What's the first thing a cat does in the morning?
A: They wake up.
Q: What's the second thing a cat does after they wake up?
A: Go back to sleep.
Tip of the whiskers to Fun Kids Jokes for this joke.
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Gaming It
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Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Tip of the whiskers to Ducksters for this joke.
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Tree Life
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Q: Why are cats scared of trees?
A: Because of their bark.
Tip of the whiskers to LaffGaff for this joke.
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Lapping It Up
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Q: Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?
A: Your lap.
Tip of the whiskers to Quick, Funny Jokes! for this joke.
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A Festive Funny
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Tip of the whiskers to Thought Catalog for this Christmas In July joke.
