Things Your Cat Has Been Meaning To Tell You
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Things Your Cat Has Been Meaning To Tell You #1
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I'm sure your kitty appreciates a clean litter box, but your daily obsession with poop collection is just a bit odd, don't you think?
[Picture text reads: You keep taking my poop. That's weird.]
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Things Your Cat Has Been Meaning To Tell You #2
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Even if your cat could just tell you to stop when they've had enough pets, what would be the fun in that? It's better to keep up the element of surprise with a nice, quick nip to the fingers.
[Picture text reads: Keep petting me. I'll bite when you should stop.]
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Things Your Cat Has Been Meaning To Tell You #3
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Your kitty works hard collecting dead animals for you, but you don't seem to show these gifts the proper appreciation. This is most unusual for your cat.
[Picture text reads: I find your lack of appreciation for dead animals disturbing.]
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Things Your Cat Has Been Meaning To Tell You #4
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The red dot is mysterious and endlessly elusive. Surely your cat would have a lot of questions if they could only ask. Why can the strange, glowing, red spot never be caught?
[Picture text reads: Reveal to me the secret of the red dot!]
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Things Your Cat Has Been Meaning To Tell You #5
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Cats can see how stressed we are with our silly human lives, and they know we could definitely use something to mellow out. Unfortunately, catnip is for cats.
[Picture text reads: You could use some catnip. Isn't there human-nip?]
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Things Your Cat Has Been Meaning To Tell You #6
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What's with all this talk about boyfriends and girlfriends? When you have a cat, you know who comes first in your life. And your cat will never let you forget it.
[Picture text reads: Significant other? You already have me. I'm pretty significant.]
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Things Your Cat Has Been Meaning To Tell You #7
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It doesn't matter if you're using the bathroom or trying to have a meal without eyes begging for a scrap, closing the doors is not acceptable for your cat. Prepare to have paws swatting at you from below.
[Picture text reads: I told you, we don't close doors in this house!]
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Things Your Cat Has Been Meaning To Tell You #8
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All of this baby talk has gotta stop. It's really high-pitched and irritating, even for a cat. Kitties know when you're condescending them, and they demand you cut it out.
[Picture text reads: For crying out loud, talk like a grown-up.]
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Things Your Cat Has Been Meaning To Tell You #9
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If you've ever wondered why your cat insists on knocking things over, maybe you should consider that your kitty is trying to help the energy flow in your living space. Cats are master redecorators.
[Picture text reads: I'm redecorating. You have no sense of feng shui.]
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Things Your Cat Has Been Meaning To Tell You #10
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Now that cats can talk, it's only a matter of time before they conquer us. But you've been a faithful servant so far, so there's no reason you can't continue your job for our new cat overlords.
[Picture text reads: You'll make a good servant when cats take over the world.]
