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"I watched a mouse eat my food and did nothing." -
"I pissed on my mum's UGG BOOT! * BAD KITTY * -
"I licked my butt — and then licked my mom's popcorn when I thought she wasn't looking." -
"I eat Dog Food and I don't care who is looking!" -
"I punch this cat in the face until she lets me eat her dinner even after I've already been fed." -
"I poop in the bathtub, used a brand new bag of dog food as a scratching post, and peed in the laundry. -
"I attack little kids!" -
"I steal everyone's socks while they are sleeping, and put them in my litter box!" -
"I pee on Daddy's clothes & eat whole rolls of toilet paper." -
"I am a muffin stealing whore."

January 5th is National Bird Day! Some cats live in harmony with their feathered brothers and sisters. Here are ten cats…